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Paris....this reminded me of you in grade telling me that an apple a day will keep the dentists away. now i know that you were throwing your apples at the dentists.

This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

I will be that person if you pay me. I get told an awful lot that I'm such a Pinterest Mom or Pinterest Wife. Well excuse me for caring about shit that should be a no brainer for you: Take care of your kids and family.

I will be that person if you pay me. I get told an awful lot that I'm such a Pinterest Mom or Pinterest Wife. Well excuse me for caring about shit that should be a no brainer for you: Take care of your kids and family.

Tiffy Pop!  Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

Tiffy Pop! Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

If you are sick then stay home... why get the rest of us sick?

If you are sick then stay home... why get the rest of us sick?

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