This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)
I will be that person if you pay me. I get told an awful lot that I'm such a Pinterest Mom or Pinterest Wife. Well excuse me for caring about shit that should be a no brainer for you: Take care of your kids and family.