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I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems. SO ME!

#thelittlemermaidhasahoardingproblem

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. OMG - has my love for Ariel made me a hoarder?

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

Pausing on a Comedic Note | Designs By Katy

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

I love how my thighs look when I sit down wearing shorts. -Said no one ever.

If you ever see me wearing shorts and sitting at the very edge of a chair it's because I looked down saw the whales that had replaced my thighs and scooted forward until they looked small again lol.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Or just pin them on the Secret Boards. and THEN send them to my friends through email.

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Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.

I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess...

I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit. If only over a country!

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