Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk.

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk.

My 'I hate you' face must look very similar to my 'tell me more' face. I'll have to work on that.

My 'I hate you' face must look very similar to my 'tell me more' face. I'll have to work on that.

Here's a card for you on Valentine's Day! …because chocolate makes you fat.

Here's a card for you on Valentine's Day! …because chocolate makes you fat.

Ha! From what I understand this is a more common statement then tears of joy.

Ha! From what I understand this is a more common statement then tears of joy.

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

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