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Unicorns are awesome. Im awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn lol

Yes

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Hahahah yesss  @allyarlis

Never let a girl with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.also the thinner the eye brow the crazier the girl

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Exactly

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The end

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened. I love this Trish.

Truth.

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind & a filthy mouth.well, 1 out of

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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? - black and white quote about food

Inspiration...

Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

Us

You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang. BFF's will always BFF's 2 days or 20 years when it is a true friendship.

Great advice!

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "Plot twist!" and move on. I'm totally going with this! There are so many plot twists in my life.