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    Parents, I do not need a monogram made out of crayons. I need a gift card to the liquor store. ♥, The Teacher.

    Oh man... How true this is!

    Booze mobiles.

    Exactly

    lol yep

    Don't Date A Teacher. Brought tears to my eyes it was so funny...and true. Got to read it!!

    So true!

    Funny quotes about being a mom!

    Oh boy. If I have one that naps the current one had better watch out :)

    Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.

    ha ha ha ha ha ha

    I couldn't have said it better.

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    Story of my life!

    We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you.

    Amen Amen Amen!!

    Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'Is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'It's me.....talking to the wine.'

    Hahahahaha

    I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.

    I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine