One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance to, because I had this sudden transformation into bitch mode.

One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance to, because I had this sudden transformation into bitch mode.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

Insomnia sharpens your math skills, because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."

Insomnia sharpens your math skills, because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."

I pin this under the humor board.. Even though it's not humerus, it's true.

I pin this under the humor board.. Even though it's not humerus, it's true.

Can one quit such job?! I don't feel like working for these organization anymore!

Can one quit such job?! I don't feel like working for these organization anymore!

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

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