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"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

Top 20 Funny Quotes about girls

I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

Cheryl Strayed Quotes That Will Change Your Life

One of my favorite Cheryl Strayed quotes - click through to see 10 Cheryl Strayed quotes that will change your life with blogger Ashley Brooke Nicholas