Seriously!

Lmao. No...you're the only busy person in the world....

So true. My favorite is I can not stand immature people and they post this on their fb status!

Think that'd work for some people? Nah, me neither.

junkin up my newsfeed w/ what you eat and where you are 24/7

Mondays? Aint nobody got time for that.

LOL.....Exactly!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have chosen to attend or not;).

ecards - facebook

I do this alll the time and then it'd awkward when they text and I have to lie lol

Hahaha!!! Seriously...

Haha...too funny!

Solid point.

Exactly

true!

Real talk, though

Free, Confession Ecard: My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.

ahhahahha

Yep.