A husband and wife are shopping. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale $10, he replies. 'Put them back, she demands, and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on, the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she replies. husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price...HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7
A scientific study conducted by the Official Journal of the Human Behavior and Evolution Society also indicated that specific types of facial hair have a major impact on how others perceive individuals with a beard.