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"If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.  waterfireviews.com

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. waterfireviews.com

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not fucking rocket science.

THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not fucking rocket science.

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