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It should say cleaning with kids and a husband in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos! #kids #lol #funny #cleaning #house
Same goes for husbands. Sadly. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
dental humor: cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
It definitely feels that way some times.... Especially with my two little hurricanes!
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The story of my life, except it's one kid and one husband!
this makes me giggle
I thought I was the only one...
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Wow. This is totally me in public. Pets all the dogs, avoids eye contact & "walks with purpose" otherwise.
E Cards: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Story of my life. @Michelle Deneen would understands! true story...pfff!!!
If this weren't so true my life would probably make so much more sense.
That made me giggle, totally me!
Someecards. So true though haha
true story........ so true
true story, totally me
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The funny thing is this is how we look but picture a dog in the middle. Thats how Patch lays!
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. The story of my life the last two years...
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. Hahah story of my life right now. :)
H is for hell.... Ugh! All of the baby sleep positions are so true!
Baby Sleep Positions: “H Is for Hell”. My life the past few nights
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. Oh my God it's my LIFE!!!!!
Baby sleep positions- so true! This is how Alli sleeps now!
Humor: The Truth About Co-Sleeping With Kids (PHOTOS)
Exactly how I feel today! Lol!
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@jan issues Snipes @Janey Graves Graves @Patty Markison B. @Andrew Lurieéa Daigle it's our perfect camping trip!
@Jan Snipes @Janey Graves @Patty B. @Andréa Daigle it's our perfect camping trip!
Now that's what Dani calls camping and I'm beginning to!
@Molly Rice: Look! They made a camping trip for us!
Sounds like the perfect camping trip to me! :)
lmao. Thats so me, I hate camping
Yes! Camping my style.
My kinda camping!
Hell yeah! ...lol
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Guilty! (SEEEEE it is normal - everyone else just doesn't FEEEL the music the way I do ... Or get caught by as many people as I do 😉 ok it is just that I don't care if people catch me as much as the kids & u do 😂❤™)
I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to "act normal" at. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to "act normal" at<br%
car dancing - anyone can do it
Hahaha, totally me!
ahhaha my life!
Today has been like this...
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This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
Exactly!!! (Is that the "kid's table"? I hate sitting at the kid's table, especially now that I am an adult...)
That means I did'nt kill them when they were in their terrible twos, threes, fours, fives and well you get the picture. LOL. Gotta Love Em. And We do.
Oh this is funny, but in a sad way because sometimes when the hubby comes home and we are all alive, it's been a good day. . .
This is for you A Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
as summer "vacation" comes to an end all I can think of is how this sums up my life. This week better hurry up because I am about to strangle something.
When the kids were little, I counted it a good day if all 4 were present and accounted for at the dinner table.
To all of you asses that have accused me of bad parenting.....yes, they're all still breathing! Check mate fuckers!!!!!
Sometimes you've gotta celebrate the little things (well, the kids being alive is kind of a huge thing lol)
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Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!'
Funny Family Ecard :)
this made me smile
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"Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy." Funny stuff!
Dear God... one of the cutest things I have seen in forever!! Little kids are so funny
Dear God... So cute and so funny! Kids say the darndest things.. ;)
I cant stop laughing!! So funny how kids think! Cutest thing ever!!
Dear God, I have this book! Always makes me giggle
These are so funny! Kids letters to God!!!
Dear God... straight from a baby's mouth!
SO FUNNY! kids letters to God.
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I think the saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby." Let's change it to "I slept like a husband." | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.' #Humor
Free, Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby." Let's change it to "I slept like a husband."
I love it when my baby decides to stretch and arch back while eating. Said no breastfeeding mom. Ever. | Baby Ecard
Danger: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could either burst into tears or kill you in the next 5 minutes. You have been warned! | Baby Ecard
Reading to children, even before they can understand words, teaches them to associate books with love and affection. | Baby Ecard
Oh, that's cute that you let your kid get away with everything. Won't be cute when he is 28 and still living in your basement. | Baby Ecard
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray
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Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
This is so true
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midget gasoline thieves......ha ha thats funny....and some days soo soo true
Hahaha! THAT'S why I'm so tired all the time...
I was wondering why I feel so tired...
LoL Soon to be my life <3
That's why I'm tired!
kids suck our energy
haha soo true!
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No filter ;) Welcome to my life! @Lisa Phillips-Barton Phillips-Barton Phillips-Barton Phillips-Barton Braun
OMG!!! This is soooo my sisters! Love it!
from the Mama Laughlin blog
Foot in mouth syndrome
this is totally me!
bahahah - yeah...
haha funny stuff.
My life story :)
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Bed Cartography - the married life - So True! But this backwards in my case. My husband takes up all of the bed and I get the small inch. He believes my pillow is also his pillow.
Bed cartography ....only true if you change the "she" to "he" and "her" to "his" because my husband is a bed HOG! lol
Bed Cartography - LOL! In our house, "uncharted territory" would be "Where a kid ends up sleeping!"
Her side of the bed vs. his side of the bed. However, in my case it's my husband who's the bed hog.
Bed cartography... That grey "uncharted territory" used to belong to the cat... used to...
Jeff said "Well that looks familiar." The funny thing is, I agree.
so, true, except my husband is the bed hog.
Hahaha this is so true.
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Ha ha! Matt just asked me the other day if being on your period made you really tired? As I layed in bed half the day lol: Girls, Giggle, Truth, Funny, So True, Girl Problems, Funnie
Hahahahahahahahaha this is so funny
Girl stuff- so funny & true
This is so funny
haha so true!
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hahaha. Clean house humor. Funny.
Don't confuse my desire....
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Drink your wine. We have crafts to do. I've never had a more perfect e-card that pertains to my life.
Don't confuse my desire for a clean house .... #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
True Story. @Kristen - Storefront Life Vogl Jones @Kristyn Fitzgerald Anders
Ha! Thanks for the giggle @Courtney Kellum !!! Love ya! xo
True Story. Haha so funny because it's so true
My Life...All Rolled Into One Quote.
STORY OF MY LIFE - True Story.
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God, I wish this was lies. Alas, pure truth...
Some people really need to be told this!
God, I wish some people could get this!
Crazy ex - when will you get this?!?
Pure. Truth. Absolutely!
haha SO true
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This seriously could be an accurate pain scale....
the most accurate pain scale I've seen to date.
Pain scale rating, Legos hurt! Totally cute
New Pain Scale-Why do Legos hurt so much?
Very accurate pain scale. :p
LOVE these Lego jokes!!
hahahahha. true. ouch!
story of my life!!
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble