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I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

100 % true!!!!! LOL

My best friend and I can speak to each other through facial expressions.

Especially when you live on the third floor.

i live my life by these words

This is me every time I go shopping.I somehow find Hulk-like strength to carry groceries up to my apartment so I don't have to make two trips up my ridiculous steps.

We all know one of these!

I wish I can sleep in every morning. I have never been a morning person but my life has changed in many ways since having the kids. Just let me sleep!