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Keepin' it real...

Funny Confession Ecard: I love gangsta rap. I like to think that I'm still from the hood that I never lived in. Just keepin' it real.

18, but close enough.

weekend open post. What's on your mind?

I feel like a failure! I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear. (Mainly because Eubanks takes all my clothes!

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their…

I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

I actually prefer a  knerdy-knight with swag who wears shiny armor - fashioned from a  roll of aluminum foil -by his lady in waiting.  For obvious reasons, I won't let him touch that sharp metal cutter on the edge of the box.

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Humor- absolutely!!! skinny jeans barely look good on females, let alone males...we do not need or want to see all your parts...

Funny Flirting Ecard: For all you guys wearing skinny jeans. I think you took the phrase 'getting into her pants' the wrong way.

Free, Confession Ecard: To this day I still wonder if that bitch ever moved out of Ludacris' way.

To this day, I still wonder if that bitch ever moved out of Ludacris' way. I actually laughed out loud

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Let's go to Disney'.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

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