all the time...
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Reminded me if this quote - "have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" "No, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." "Ah... Well at least you don't have to fear rejection." "No. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Jace Herondale xD
Probably not supposed to be funny but completely accurate at this point in my life.
How I'll feel on Valentines day...
Wish I could cause I'm awesome.
yay I will be happy forever
cause I'm awesome like that
Story of my life! Lol
My thoughts exactly
made me laugh. I am IN LOVE with my husband but sometimes ya just have to look!
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Every movie or TV show I've ever seen that has a cute guy in it...yup. :P
i kinda have a staring problem when i see a cute guy...
so funny but so true ~~ this makes me giggle!
I want to give this to my eye candy.
Well said (for my handsome hunk)
totally me with my husband ;-)
haha story of my life
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This will be something I hang up in the girls' rooms! (And if truth be known...mine too but on my side of the room). :) It is so true.
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Not the whole room, but most definitely my closet :) #quotes #funny #humor #fashion #clothing
Story of my life.. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!
my room was clean. But then, I had to decide what to wear. STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!
Would post this under my truths... but the truth is my room is NEVER clean!
True story- every time we clean the room
So true... Story of my life.
I've been known to do this!
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Im that person asking, funny, with quotes like this i tend to do the things that people are complaining about
So true. Also, "is something on your mind?" Well YEAH something's on my mind! I'm a girl.. 50,000 things are on my mind all at once you idiot! ;-)
Story of my life (and I swear I made my the truth section, not knowing you had one too =)
so true i used to say sorry a lot and realized how annoying it was reesently
So true becuase when someone says "Are you mad?" is the most annoying thing.
so true.... if I say no the first time, then LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE! lol
makes me laugh but SO TRUE
Oh hey life.
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Yeah. But I have to always say something lol I talk a lot. It's the same way as my laugh. I never stop
Worst thing in the world! It happens all the time! And it seems to happen when you have the most important things to say
The awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying... happens to me allllllllll the time lol
The Awkward Moment When Ummm... This happens quite frequently...doesn't mean i stop talking!
Akward & happens to me all the time! I should take a hint and STOP talking
That awkward moment... Every. Day. Of. My. LIFE!!! how i feel... sigh
Every single time my boss stops talking, and I start
lol so true quotes funny wallpapers
So true happens all the time!
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ok, I don't think of myself as a sexy beast but every time I see this quote it makes me laugh, so I had to pin it
Funny Quote - You are what you eat - That's strange, I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today |
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That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing...
This makes me laugh so much. Sooo funny! But true;)
#lol #humor #funny quote strange
sexy beast, giggle!
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Inspiring picture be amazing, haha, happy, life, live. Resolution: 500x500 px. Find the picture to your taste!
Daily routine. Made me laugh. I think we all need to remember that we're each amazingly unique every day though :)
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inspiration quote, get up and be amazing? Yeah... This is SO me! (Can you sense the sarcasm?)
#inspiration #quote , get up and be amazing? hmm does that come in a bottle? ;-) x
Would change it slightly to "do amazing things", but what a great daily goal
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daily routine: pretty funny
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Holy shiz my life story. Growing up this was last thing I ever wanted to hear. I can still hear my mom "when you get home I need to talk to you". Oh crap
And you suddenly remember all the bad things you've done in your life. :-)
So true... I think of everything I have ever done wrong in my entire life.
Every thing bad u have ever done in your life comes to your mind
Made me laugh! So true!
#quotes The truth!
#quotes true story
That awkward moment.. funny-things
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that awkward moment when you've already said "what?" three times and stil have no idea what the person said so you just agree. My husband is laughing at me right now...
I love akward moments. But, as a Cali girl in New England I've had complete conversations with people and we have been talking about two different things. SO. TRUE. and funny
most of the time, I just laugh hoping what they said was meant to be funny.
All the time. Story of my life. #awkward #moments #funny #agree #unheard
OMG, happens more than I want to admit! Funny stuff!!!
that awkward moment quote. So true!!!
Funny things / That awkward moment..
I love everybody.
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This literally made me laugh out loud...I Love Everybody Some I Love To Be Around Some I Love TO Avoid And Others Id Love To Punch In The Face | Funny Pictures | Best Quotes | Funniest Story | Funstoo: Just For Serious Fun Blog
I'm using this one next time... It's so true! "No I don't hate you, I love you. Love to punch you right in the face :)
Finally a way to say "I love everyone" without it being a lie!
now I can say I love everybody and not be telling a lie
Some things just make me laugh
Great Saying... SO true!
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A playful quote that reads "You never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" styles a vintage-chic pillow. $18
~~ I hope someday I’ll have that beach house so I can find out if this is true or not.
"you never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" pillow
Brilliant host/hostess gift for a weekend at a beach or lake house.
Wouldn't even mind all the fakies. I just want a beach house :( lol
PRIMITIVES BY KATHY 'Beach House' Pillow available at #Nordstrom
Cute- 'Beach House' Pillow available at #Nordstrom
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''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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ha ha ha
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Optimist: Half full. Pessimist: Half Empty. Realist: That glass has to be washed.......Opportunist - NOT thirsty. Truth. HA!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: Thank you. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. ~ Opportunist ~for Craig
Ahh water. Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.
Opportunist. so funny. I'm a realist
The glass is.... empty! ;~)
Saw this before, so funny.
I found this quite funny.
Cheers. This i like.
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A list of favorite funny quotes from Pinterest.My teachers say this all the time and im just like im not arguing
I like this quote because this would be something funny to say in a court room since I want to become a lawyer.
There's a difference! The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #humor #truth #quote
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A list of favorite funny quotes from Pinterest. Totally me:-)
Of course I'm right - I always am #truth #funny
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so true in my life..
Story of my life
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I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. I do this all the time
oh, I do this all the time and then wonder why the person never responded to my text
Sorry to all that people in my life that text me. This happens daily.
And then people complain that I don't answer texts. Funny but true.
omg every time!!!!!!! emails, texts, missed calls...
Story of my life :P Same with emails sometimes....
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Yes - this is the truth. and emails!
True story; all the time
That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.
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Funny!-yep, he does this and the funny thing is that he is really hilarious-I don't know how he can still make me laugh about something I have heard 20 times before. but, don't tell him I said so! haha :)
hilarious funny saying: Here are some funny sayings in image format, not much more to say have a LOOK, these sayings will touch your heart and stretch you laugh lines.
Laughed so hard I cried at something I talked to myself about!! :) I always tell Jack, "I'm hilarious"... this is a perfect quote
This quote totally explains me so well... I can pretty much crack myself up at any given time, and then when people ask me what I'm laughing about I look at them like their crazy!
I say things to myself all the time that I know are hilarious but others might not agree...like 75 times a day atleast! :)
I do this, but most of the time I dont say things out loud, just in my head...I think thats why it makes it so funny because no one has a clue what Im laughing about
I don't talk out loud to myself but I def think about funny stuff and laugh out loud. HILARIOUS!
I can only laugh at this because it is SO true! And I do it all the time
Happens all the time! #funny #quotes Yes, I am secretly hilarious.
OMG so my life right now, my brain-text me back text me back text me back askdlciendkfkdjdjd 😤 like why text me first and go through all the effort and it's the next day and you haven't texted me back and your on social media clearly posting and AGH. I hate boys so freaking much! Like once I was really excited about it, you had to do this shit.
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Lol, ...this is great, so funny!!! Quotes about text my boyfriend - http://myquoteshome.com/quotes-about-text-my-boyfriend/
not even funny. most annoying thing boys have been doing since the dawn of text messages. and it applies to boyfriends, husbands, dads, and brothers.
First thing that's made me laugh out loud today. Love me some humor.
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Ha!! OMG still giggling!
How true it is.
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Err, true? Guilty as charged! my father in law is ALWAYS trying to take my cell phone away lol Sandra always tells him to leave me alone about it I just laugh I think its funny!!
So true! all I could think was...WITHOUT MY CELL PHONE?? WITHOUT MY CELL PHONE!!!??? NEVAH!!!!! xo
☮ American Hippie Quotes ~ My Cell Phone .. how things change, never thought I'd be there ;)
So true. Whatever happened to those times without #cell phones? I don't remember.
I feel lost without my cell phone... such a sad sad truth lol
So true!!! Love my cell phone!! :)
My phone... #SoTRUE
Susan I sooooo love you! I have always bee wayyyy too timid to come out and say things like this, But TRUST me they definitely cross my mind!