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Why can't we be friends? Well, because you're 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

When they ask in target all I wanna say is 'nope I'd like the rest of the store kthanks and u can pay for it'

Funny Reminders Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Please send prayers for is then 16 hours layer we are tracking her down and stalkig her at cracker barell and no sign  of logan as usual lol

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

bahahaha!! I've said this more than I should have to

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

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Im not gossiping.I'm just sharing opinions aboit other ppls life choices!

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