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"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

So true,I've bought groceries and I didn't feel like cooking afterwards,LOL

Monday Dare: This one may kill me. Nice knowing you. http://www.flourishinprogress.com/2011/11/monday-dare-this-one-may-kill-me-nice.html

This made me laugh out loud. SO the truth.the language is HORRIBLE, but oh so funny!

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitch this morning?

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!

We+should+probably+get+therapy+for+all+of+these+issues+we+conceal+with+humour.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour.my family

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