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Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

True

This corset truly will break hearts, mostly the hearts of people who don't have this sexy piece in their closet. The gathered neckline and choker alone are fabulous and incredibly flattering. The oute

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away. Funny and so true!

You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

This is soooo true. Being from the North and living in the South I'm just starting to recognize Southern sarcasm. It's really quite scary.

This is soooo true. Being from the North and living in the South I'm just starting to recognize Southern sarcasm.

The only honest people

The only honest people inthe world are small children and drunk people

Instant Tooth Fairy Magic! Big Kid's Milestone- Lost Tooth Certificate- 8 Rhyming Letters from the Tooth Fairy! Celebrate every tooth! by ABCwithMissD on Etsy

Big Kid's Milestone- Lost Tooth Certificate- 8 Rhyming Letters from the Tooth Fairy! Celebrate every tooth! by ABCwithMissD on Etsy

The Right Type of Friend

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for being the type of friend who doesn& question why you heard the toilet flush when we& on the phone.

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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