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Half empty / half full / ROOM FOR VODKA!

Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

Ha! Except, I didn't have pierced ears until college....oh well, 10 years is still good! :)

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

Love you and everything you do for me and everyone momma

What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day from their kids. i dont drink wine, but this is funny!

Country girls know how to handle these situations

All of these beautiful country women have written about their captions- Taylor Swift (Teardrops on my guitar, Picture to Burn, and more) Carrie Underwood (Before he Cheats) Miranda Lambert (Two Black Cadillacs)

there's an app for that???

Texting has grown so much over the years. I probably don't answer my phone, nearly three times the amount i text. I LOvE texting, its just so much easier to talk and get everything you need to say out at once.

Too funny

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

LOL

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Why is it that I SOOOO do this?

Friday Favorites

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

ain't nobody got time for dat  Adam Levine

funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that for Adam Levine! Oh yes, I have time for that! Is there someone who doesn't have time for that?

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

Hilarious notes from a real stay at home father. http://moreclaremore.com/stay-home-dad-leaves-post-wife/

This stay-at-home dad writes messages on sticky-notes around the house. So hilarious. I laughed til I cried. *Sometimes all stay-at-home people need a break*

Hahahahaha.   Is This The Best Drinking Game Ever?  Step 1: Attach a mustache to your TV.   Step 2: Drink when it lines up to someone's face.

Is This The Best Drinking Game Ever?

The Best Drinking Game Ever? Step Attach a mustache to your TV. Step Drink when it lines up to someone's face. I don't drink. but watching mean girls with a mustache on the TV? would be freakin hilarious!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Yup, I should start working on one of these...

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

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