This is my ultimate pet peeve!! Seriously...close your mouth and eat like you have some sense!
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This is my ultimate pet peeve!! Seriously...close your mouth and eat like you have some sense! And chew gum for that matter!!
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This is why I hate gum. I have met very few people who can chew gum without looking and sounding like a cow!
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This is one of my pet peeves, especially when someone is chewing gum it annoyed the hell me!!
#Some E-Cards #E-Cards #Funny #Sarcastic #Humor #Witty Totally serious on this one bahaha
This one is for my boyfriend...#Some E-Cards #E-Cards #Funny #Sarcastic #Humor #Witty
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hahaha - SO true!
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So funny because the way he chews is one of the main things that drives me crazy. Still married though! Ain't this the truth about my whole family...but ME! Shut yo' mouths!!!
Yep!!! I didn‘t know whether to post this under "Funny Stuff" or set up a new board and post this to "Excellent Advice"!
Before you marry him, listen to him chew. If you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one. #funny #ecard
Trust me thi is so true & think about the toothpaste tube and where he throws his dirty clothes too...all vital to a happy life.
hahaha - SO true! Not even funny. This is a great piece of advice. Trust me!!!!! I should have taken this advice!
So true! Noisy Chewing. DYING laughing!!! I yell at my hubby for this ALL the time!!!
hahaha - SO true! Not even funny. This is a great piece of advice. Trust me!!!!!
This one made me literally Laugh Out Loud! So true......
Ha! So true! I'm still laughing!
This so cracks me up! Especially the "I just laid an egg" part!
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Man sickness vs. woman sickness
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Truth! My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I don't necessarily avoid eye contact but I am definitely an animal person.
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Laughing, but this is so true...
We've all had those days....
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funny crying quotes | Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm NOT crying, I'm having an allergic reaction ...
This is so funny! ! So true someday's. . Lol
e cards really seem to understand my life...
giggle giggle my life. naps forevaaa
all the time. #ecards #funny
made me laugh... so true...
All the time!
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I'm not really a bitch .... I just call you out on your bullshit. No Bullshit = No Bitch. Not a very difficult concept. IJS #ecard #funny #quote For more quotes and humor, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time. -- True story! Or when I don't just agree with you cause everyone else usually does.
BINGO!!! True story! Or when I don't just agree with you cause everyone else usually does.
Leave it to a "bitch" to state the facts. How dare she...
True story. You either love me or hate me.
So true for certain people in my life :)
Truth hurts don't it. OMG so true
OMG this made me laugh
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Free, Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.
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Yes this is so true... I still handle it (Minus the washboard abs @ the moment).
Love this one. Apparently, I missed this memo too ;-) Funny mom quote
my husband laughs and adds the washboard abs are to do the laundry!!
made me giggle
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When I have a bad day, I like to watch I Didn't Know I was Pregnant to remind myself it could be worse. I could be too dumb to know I have a human growing inside me. | eCards
These ecards are good tonight!! It has definitely helped get a couple of laughs out of me today :)
Lmao that's some funny stuff!!!
HAHAHAHA. my thoughts, exactly.
Little belly laugh and so true
This made me laugh. So funny.
Bad Day, Read for a laugh.
the show makes me giggle
Hahaha. Done this several times.
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Hahaha. My ex said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.
Husband will do this, wake up middle of the night, PISSED, and go sleep in the chair. If I dream it, I tell him about it and it is so funny to him. WTF!!?
I learned how to effectively fight with my husband, based on an epiphany I had during a dream-fight with him. True Story. - You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!
So funny, this seriously happens to me! Usually takes me a few hours after waking up!
This totally happens! I wake up really mad at Andy! Even when he isnt there!
haha Ted dreams i cheat on him all the time an he wakes up mad lol
this has definitely happened to me.
Oh, the ecard people know Dustin?
This has happened in my life
Every single time.
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Relatable Post #2512--That kill me moment when you think you're done with the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. So true. Every. Single. Time.
That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove..... Or ten cups in random places. it gets me every time.
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I laughed because it's true but seriously… it's not funny when I do it EVERY time :(
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Funny Saying ~ Cleaning Dishes! Story of my life!
Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol
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Stand by Me movie quote. Yea! What HE said! To this day I still am tempted to say this! Haha
Stand By Me best movie ever - I used to love saying this to the boys at school! funny!
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Stand By Me (love the movie & this story by Stephen King). ♥
I don't shut up. Stand By Me by Stephen King. Great Movie!
Stand by Me shirt, i need this! all time favorite movie
"Stand By Me." Hands down...all time FAVORITE movie!!
Favorite movie ever!!!! Stand by Me!!!!!!!
don t shut up .. throw up
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
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Lol...guilty!! Totally me! I didn't know this was OCD, but I also can't stand it if someone else writes on my list = rewrite!
Oh this is pure truth. Every single time....didnt think this was OCD.. i thought this was strategic planning...
Grrr, tha's not OCD, it's Obsessive Compulsive BEHAVIOR and yes there is a distinction; it drives me insane when people don't know the difference. Rant aside, I'm glad I'm not the only one who writes grocery lists this way, ha ha.
OCD: I have to write my grocery list then re-write it into the order of where it is in the store.
guilty... however.. I thought this was normal... yeah, figuring out just how bad my ocd is.. lol
True story. I never thought I was OCD until I read this.
So true. Not OCD, but I definitely do this.
OCD grocery list
All the time.
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List of short tasks. Do one when you take a quick break & cross it off. At end of day you'll feel good about getting the small stuff done.
"Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list" .... yep I've done that a few times :)
the thrill of crossing them off!! :) Do this when I need to feel better about how I spend my time!!
All the time. I also add things to my calendar after the fact so I feel more accomplished!
I have done this! Nothing like checking things off the checklist...
Totally guilty of this.
story of my life...
haha so true
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my sister and I laugh as we do this...and point out the peeps from high school that do it to us - lol
OMG....these are the BEST awkward moments ever! I once took my son's sippy cup away just so he'd start crying and I'd HAVE to comfort him, thus avoiding THAT person!! ;)
Ha haha this just happened so funny yes thank you very much
Every time I see someone I recognize from high school.
My life in the halls of high school
I'm sorry but this made me laugh!
we have all been there. haha
my life in a quote!
haha, so true.
Seriously shut up.
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I don't know about homicidal, but I do tell people to shut up or I just start the song all over again. :)
I laughed so hard I almost passed out from not breathing...this is so me. No talking during my songs people!
You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true
So true. Talk over it, and we'll listen to the whole thing again until you shut up.
truth! actually whenever you talk during my favorite song!!
Honestly so true... Don't talk during my favorite song.
Not cool! #music #funny #meme #ecards
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I use to do this. Then I had kids. I have had to buy a lot of stuff from people that I don't need/want because my kids cannot control themselves when the doorbell rings...
funny quote - Whenever my doorbell rings unexpectedly, I mute the TV, crawl slowly past the window, then roll as fast as I can until I reach a safe spot where I will hide out until the coast is clear. *haha :P
true story... (especially on no-makeup all day pajama pants wearing Saturdays)
Funny because it is so true! Only in Spring Lake ! :)
Haha! I can't stop laughing bc its SO true!
LOL. I have done this before. True story
hahaha true story @Chelsea Miller
True story. #ecard #meme
Funny Quotes... so true
Hahaha I seriously do this all the time!!!
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Except that i don't care if i hurt their feelings… no way i'm gonna chance getting shivved! Doors locked!
Lol!!!! Or they heard the doors lock and you pissed them off and now they are really gonna get you!! ~KS
I laughed and then was sad, because I have done this........wishing there was a silencer on my door lock.
I cannot even begin to explain the magnitude of the accuracy of this is to my life.
I didn't know other people worried about this!
Haha! So funny. I always do this.
Before automatic locks at 15mph
Anxiety Girl! Jade please show this to John. I know he will get a laugh out of it. My secret has been revealed!!!