Story of my life.
Laughing so hard right now!More
But seriously, I think this all the time.More
This is my life...
quotes & sayings
I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.More
Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness. This is so my husband! Spilling food on dates one through infinity! More
abs are cool but have you tried donutsMore
Thug Life Shirts
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through. Lol! More
Hahahaha oh yaMore
I'm an assholeMore
BEST ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even read it to my husband and he laughed out loud! More
Funny Confession Ecard: Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom.More