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I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness. This is so my husband! Spilling food on dates one through infinity!

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Abs Are Cool Donuts

abs are cool but have you tried donuts

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through. Lol!


Said no one ever.

BEST ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even read it to my husband and he laughed out loud!