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So much truth in this.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The best thing about being in my is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

Thanks to Pinterest when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

Flowers say 'I'm sorry.' Louis Vuitton says 'I've learned my lesson.'

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." hahaha so true! I prefer Tiffanys or Coach though :)

@Roxanne Marthinussen Hotchkiss   bahaha, I laughed a little to hard at this one...maybe because its the truth.  lol

"I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life. So true. Damn you PMS

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right 98% of the time. The other 2% is when I have to solve math problems.

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

or no man at all... just let some things pass...

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman. There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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