Please, don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than you.
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Open Mouths, Sotrue, Truth, Closed Minded People, Funny, So True, Ecards
Amen...The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open. Isn't that the truth?
Problem with closed minded people. Truth!
Isn't that the truth! SO TRUE!
Closed mind, open mouth
Funny, but so true.
True story !
Give Me Strength, Daily Prayer, My Life, Bail Money, Funny Stuff, Patience Haha, So Funny, Haha So True
Lord give me patience because if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it
Lord, if you give me strength, will need bail money to go with it. Funny!
If you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Why are there so many funny ecards relevant to my life?
patience..... Haha so true!!
Funny stuff right there!!
my daily prayer! Amen :)
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my thoughts every single day. I hope at least for my fams that its dealing well with life! Hahaha
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life
I think as we get older these merge lol
Haha. Funny. Totally me these days.
Example: pharmacy school
This is my life.
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You should see me doing jumping jacks at the gym- horrible!!!
Hahahaha!!!!! Problems for girls with big boobies :)
This is pretty funny! Admit it Sissy Poo
I would get black eyes! LOL
This is totally me!!
Busty Girl Problems!
basically my life
Lol funny shit.
It hurts! Lol
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Hey you! @Norma Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Lopez & any other early birds who run at 6am
I hate mornings!! People who like mornings and have energy are just plain crazy
I'm gonna start saying this to morning people in the dorms!!!!!!
I hate morning people, but secretly wish I was one
For all of your morning people out there...
So true! i hate morning people!
Right. I hate morning people
I hate morning people.
To my children!
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I don't know why others can't understand this simple fact.
this is so me sometimes lol
Might be me sometimes....
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Oh my god... so true
Hahaha totally me!
Story of my life
Ha ha well said
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Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.
Haha ....people never cease to amaze me. At least i get some entertainment from them
just because I appear to believe you. MY LIFE EVERY FREAKING DAY
I should so put this in my counseling office!
Need to hang this one up at the office!
HAHA! Reminds me of Social Work.
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I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to bullsh*t, drama, and pretending. #quotes #truth #AboutMe
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending. This pretty much describes me!! :-)
I'm not anti social. I just have a strong aversion to B. S., drama, and pretending.
#Funny #Quotes Top 20 Funniest Quotes | Just Laughs Fun and Humor
#Truth #Drama #Bs #ecards
So true! I hate drama.
Jello and a nail....
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I kind of laughed out loud with this one, even though it is so true and not supposed to be "that" funny..
You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!
Funny TV Ecard: TV Guide says The Walking Dead Season 3 is starting in October. I'll sleep till then...
how true. LOL Imágenes graciosas, humor, diversión, chistes #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja @FiorellaTwit
You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!---Your email was a confession of all the backhanded things you did and you were completely OFF on everything you said about me, you really NEVER knew me for who I really am, you only projected and saw all you are, I feel bad for you. You threw yourself under the bus!
If you like funny quotes, you'll love flirtydivatees....... just google it........and you'll see
"Real Friends" - Funny stuff! =)
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
Wall Art, Inspiration, Time Canvas, Quote, Enjoy Wasting, Oliver Gal
HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art (€88) ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring home, home decor, wall art, grey, word wall art, quote wall art, gray home decor, typography wall art and grey home decor
Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal at Joss and Main
Enjoy wasting time on pinterest
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern Art by Craig Damrauer Photo
My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
Abraham Lincoln, Mothers, Quotes, Truth, Mom Daughter Tattoo, So True, Mother'S Day
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
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Is it just me, or is this a great motto for feminists?
haaa, well said e-card lady, well said
my life when i'm at work.
This made me giggle.
Got 99 problems
my life motto
funny E cards
funny but oh so true!
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To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? GIVE UP! I have decades more experience than you!
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you.
funny but "my" children are my students (still applies tho). Lol
haha my poor (way) future children don't even stand a chance
I feel so bad for my future children... lol!
To my children who like to argue with me...
I need to remind my children of this.
This will be my children, haha.
to my children
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
Really Truthful E Cards Part Two photos funny featured e cards funny 3
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
#ecard #funny #hello #animal #vs #person
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Yay! An ecard about me!!! :) Incidentally, I should probably post this on my "reasons why I'm single" board...
I am at number 3 lately...looking for a little side 2 in my life
haha. My students definitely don't want to see number 3...
Never a more true word spoken.
Some people should worry
Funny, but true
Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Ecards, E Cards, Bad Decisions
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Pinned by Tam from www.babybites.co.nz Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Yep more interesting pins, I follow back!! #follow #followme #followback #ecards #funny #truth #words #karma #baddecisions
#funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
Wasn't sure whether to put this under Funny Stuff or So True
Things that make you laugh / truth
e cards | funny) your ecards :)
Call your mother and say something nice! And remember that it's your fault that she pees a little every time she sneezes. Love and sacrifice!