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LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

OMG!!!! This is BBC management nailed to a board :) Love this!!

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. Ha ha so true

Hmmm...Who might this fit???

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

could've said this soooo many times before lol DAMNIT!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

AMEN! Couldn't tell ya how many times cody has done this and then it's magically there when I look

When a man says "It's not in there, I looked. It's called "man eyes"

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.


Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

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Time Warp Tuesdays: Mothering

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life