Me.... trying to pshyc myself up. YES YOU CAN HANDLE THE RUN TO YOUR ROOM FROM THIS BATHROOM. AND EVEN OF YOU DONT, YOU CAN SAY YOU ARE HUNGRY AND GET GOOD FOOD.

Me.... trying to pshyc myself up. YES YOU CAN HANDLE THE RUN TO YOUR ROOM FROM THIS BATHROOM. AND EVEN OF YOU DONT, YOU CAN SAY YOU ARE HUNGRY AND GET GOOD FOOD.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

Haha that's exactly the reason I look like I just rolled out of bed when I get to work (without my coffee (gasp))... Because I did just roll out of bed...

Haha that's exactly the reason I look like I just rolled out of bed when I get to work (without my coffee (gasp))... Because I did just roll out of bed...

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

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