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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

men are like panty hose

Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2 - BabyCenter

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2

I'm cranky, I just gave myself progesterone shot and it's making me itchy and nauseated, my kids are out of town, my husband's working late, and I'm super bitchy.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

could've said this soooo many times before lol DAMNIT!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!

Story of my life

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!