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It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. #humor
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this is me almost every night. LOL
First, it's the laptop. After that, it's the iPad, then the iPod. This is my hubby and I... almost every night!
This is accurate. Usually it's "I could shove them right off this bridge/cliff and no one would know"
This guy gets me. There's a a point in time when you reach a certain age when you just feel like not having plans sounds 100 times better than going out. For me this feeling hit at age 18. And I have no shame in it.
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
Yea I think I should be skinny after eating healthy for one day
THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE MOST TRUE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET
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LOL never thought about it before but it's totally true how you're perception of leftovers changes with age
Exactly what my boyfriend does but not 3 hours later more like 1 1/2 LOL
Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.