Giggle, Truth, Funny, Humor, Ecards, Damn Blast, God Damn
Don't like the cussin and using God's name in vein, but this is funny!!! so take out the GB and laugh!! :)
People always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When, infact, it's not my fault that I'm natually just a God damn blast. Ecard
Free, College Ecard: People always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When%2C infact%2C it's not my fault that I'm natually just a God damn blast.
I did not make this ecard. I'm aware there are spelling errors. It's funny and true so I repinned!
I don't need to be drunk to be fun- my sober self knows a good time! #relatable #truth #ecard
exactly. #funny #humor
made me giggle
To make a point, it is necessary at times!! WTF!!!
Isn T Fucking, Fucking Shit, My Husband, Fuck Yeah, In Fucking, Yesss, Fucking Vulgar, Fucking True
I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary! | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
My husband always tells me it's not necessary!
so fucking true.
no fucking shit
Giggle, Girl, Truth
Why, yes! I say "Fuck" a lot more than a girl should!
The truth about fuck#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
I was just saying this same thing the other day!
To the girls who taught me to use the word!!!
I do cuss like a sailor!
well...its the truth
ain't that the damn truth.
E Card, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Big Mouth, Funny, So True, Ecards
the story of my life. Yep, everything ive ever got in trouble for-people don't like the truth lol
and my life would be much easier if everyone else would suck it up and speak the truth too!
Ahh story of my life! Haha and sometimes people can handle the truth.
Search your ecards funny crazy they should thank me images
LOL story of my life.. me and my big mouth.
story of my life #love #quotes #followme
so true of me and my big mouth :))
Gotta love E cards!
Parenting Ecards, Mom Ecards, Funny Family, My Life, My Husband, So True, Ecards Lmfao, Parenting Win, So Funny
My husband sent this to me. "Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty. "
I swear I've had this conversation with my husband!
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
Too bad my husband doesn't look at my pins
I will tell my husband this every day.
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Totally my life right now....
Story of my life some days!
The story of my life!
Giggle, Truth, Funny, Thoughts Exactly, So True, Ecards, E Cards, Virtue
My mom would be appalled because she always told me that patience is a virtue. But this is SO TRUE!
Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?
So funny - made me laugh out loud!
My thought exactly!
Best e card ever
no hoes allowed.
Hahaha Hilarious, Hoes Quotes, Cant Wait, Remember This, Garden Tools, Stupid Hoes, Ahh Gardening, Hoes Allowed, Hahaha Love
no hoes allowed. Who do you think of. Sure does know how to use garden tools. Lipstick on a pig.
Lol! Katie, this is something we would say! Stupid hoes!
damnnn I remember this one from back in high school
omg i cant wait to say this..hope i remember it
no hoes allowed. Haha love you @Katie Weaver
I have to remember this one.
Gotta remember this one!!
No Hoes allowed. haaaa
hahaha! lovee this.
I Love Cats, Soooo True, Hate Cats, My Life, Hahaha This, So Funny, Crazy Cat Lady, Cat Person
hilarious and SO me. (but I also could be the crazy cat lady)
I am not a cat person. Maybe because I am so cat like...
For me hating cats this is pretty accurate!
:) yup hahaha explains why I hate cats
hahaha this is my life exactly.
The actual cat.
So funny! Haha
I love cats;-)
Yeah....this is me.
Life, Quotes, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Ecards, Things
I'm sorry I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said #ecards haha truth
Funny Friendship Ecard: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ? @Lexi Pixel Garriott | http://funny-story-floyd.blogspot.com
Funny Friendship Ecard: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ? @Lexi Pixel #recipes cooking #cooking guide| http://amazingcookingtipsriley.blogspot.com
LOL, so true. I've got a list of "things to do" today and haven't got to any of them!
I READ THIS RIGHT BEFORE A PHONE CALL AND ALMOST LAUGHED OUT LOUD ON THE PHONE.
Wine is my friend | Funny quotes
funny humor ecards.
Life, Quotes, Stuff, Dealing Well, Truth, Funny, So True
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. (so true...)
I Cant Tell If Im Dealing Well With Life These Days | WeKnowMemes
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life... Truth! Ha!
Seriously laughed, so true
Quotes tell my life story
dealing well with life
My life #truth
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, City Quote, Mr Big, So True, Thought, Sex And The City
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Mr. Big sex and the city quotes
Sex and the city quote
hahaha after a night of drinking
Girls, Stuff, Buy, Art, Brunch Girl, Funny, Things, Products
Brunch Girl – Buy Me Brunch... Pretty much me every Sunday
Brunch Girl – Buy Me Brunch. Need this for my kitchen.
Brunch Girl poster – Buy Me Brunch
Brunch Girl #thefunnyside
Brunch Girl poster
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. ♥
Abraham Lincoln, Mothers, Quotes, Truth, Mom Daughter Tattoo, So True, Mother'S Day
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
E Card, Eye Contact, Quote, Truth, Funny, So True, Animal
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
Really Truthful E Cards Part Two photos funny featured e cards funny 3
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
#ecard #funny #hello #animal #vs #person
You can fuck off!
Giggle, Funny Shit, E Card, Truth, My Life, So True, Ecards
Like a sailor, my friends. Just like a sailor!
My life story... All in one ecard. ;)
I know, this bad but so true!
That's some funny shit.
still makes me giggle
I Win, My Life, Bitch, So Funny, Life Fml, Mylife
I'm tan and skinny and could still probably out boob you so I think I win!!! Bam! 💁
I don't normally pin things like this but it is just so perfectly my life.
I always have the whole "nice rack" thing going for me...
Yeah bitch yeah. (The only thing I have going for me)
Haha I outboob everyone
out-boob you #mylife
OMG so funny
I win :)
Dance Parties, Dance Party, E Card, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True
Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. So true!
That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Every time!! But luckily my kids join in so it's a full on dance party! Live laugh dance ppl!!
Reason to be confidant
I'M Awesome, Be Honest, My Life, True Words, Fo Sho, Someecards Com, Haha Yes, E Cards, I M Awesome
Not to brag, but let's be honest...
Because, seriously, I'm awesome.
my life in a nutshell....
Let's be honest. hahaha
absolutely my life
some e cards
Sounds about right!
Coworkers, The Office, Truth, Roommate, Number
Truth! :)...and I LOVE my little spitfire coworker who out f-bombs me regularly...you know who you are! :)
Funny Workplace Ecard: My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by 9am!
My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by 9am! TRUTH!
I know by the number of times I say it before I leave the house. (mentally counts as well as verbally)
Or how many times I hear my boss say it from across the office
In my case it is the number of times I say WTF?!
Fact. switch coworker with roommate
Truth! :) well in my case 9pm
I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There is a difference.