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I accidentally dropped some gasoline and a match over there.

ironic that i'm watching hoarders right now, and there was a fire in the house. unfortunately the house didn't burn down.

Thats how I felt at my last job!!!!

Excuse the language.but we all have days like this! This is me at work half the time.

You are the kind of mom that's going to kiss me in public until i'm 20 aren't you?...heck yeah! But more like until I'm too old to remember who they are!

You are the kind of mom that's going to kiss me in public until i'm 20 aren't you?will kiss you till I don't know who you are anymore. Your age has nothing to do with kisses from your mama.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

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Love that song. shawty got that apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. the fur. the fur.

Funny Apology Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.

I can't really say this is true as I DO tend to spew profanities, but I am still a lady. I just think it's funny.

It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'

It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' Thats me at work.

Mothers Day 2013 Restaurant Deals ~ Take Time for Mom

Mothers Day 2013 Restaurant Deals ~ Take Time for Mom

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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