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OMG!  bahahahahaha

So inappropriate, but certainly funny as hell! but so applies to someone we all know!

Whahahahhhahahahahha!!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Fluff: What should my new signature be?

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

"People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad." Quote from Girl code

something like that.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity...   So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I don't see any penises in the general vicinity. So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Dear Ex, Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants.

Funny Confession Ecard: Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants. (reminds me of a few).

This is probably not as funny as I think it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! @Brenda F

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I Wish a bitch with fake eyebrows would try to argue with me. I would lick my thumbs so quick.

www.roosterdog.me

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Funny Flirting Ecard: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends" true very true so true

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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