"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

Never give up on your dreams! (Catch my 11am NYC @crunchgym class or do my videos today!) #mantraoftheday #funnyfitness #weekendwarrior #MorningMotivation #fitness #Fitspiration #FitQuote #fitnessmotivation

Tina Fey knows it best. Getting it done! #TinaFey #Bitches #accomplishment #hardwork

Tina Fey has the right idea! I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Sitting at work or in class all day with a homicidal bra. | 25 Awkward Moments Every Girl Understands

Pretty much

I can't go back to yesterday because i was a different person then

As long as its not too crazy-facial hair is sexyyyyy

That moment when you realize it's too late to start a diet for your beach trip in two days.

Wineorexia: A condition in which no matter how full a wine glass is the person believes it's not full enough.

Haha, Bible jokes

true

long road trips

LMAO! Love Tina Fey!

SWAG

Oh, the Sims.

Seems fair.

Love Country!