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    "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

    DO. NOT. READ. AT. WORK. :) "Took me 15 mins to read this because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. I cried. Seriously. Read it." -- said previous person. So, while crossing my fingers (mentally of course) I start reading. Previous person gets a gold star for above comment. READ THIS! NOW! lol couldn't stop laughing once:D

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    “AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, WOMEN EMBRACED THEIR DIVERSITY AND REALIZED THAT ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE BEAUTIFUL. AH HA HA. NO. I’M TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU. ALL BEYONCE AND JLO HAVE DONE IS ADD TO THE LAUNDRY LIST OF ATTRIBUTES WOMEN MUST HAVE TO QUALIFY AS BEAUTIFUL. NOW EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE CAUCASIAN BLUE EYES, FULL SPANISH LIPS, A CLASSIC BUTTON NOSE, HAIRLESS ASIAN SKIN WITH A CALIFORNIA TAN, A JAMAICAN DANCE HALL ASS, LONG SWEDISH LEGS, SMALL JAPANESE FEET, THE ABS OF A LESBIAN GYM OWNER, THE HIPS OF A NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY, THE ARMS OF MICHELLE OBAMA, AND DOLL TITS. THE PERSON CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THIS LOOK IS KIM KARDASHIAN, WHO, AS WE KNOW, WAS MADE BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES.” -TINA FEY. what a fucking rockstar.

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    thanks, obama

    "When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say, “Oh, I’m addicted to working out.” I just want to punch those people in the face." -Jennifer Lawrence