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Men say a women’s place is in the kitchen, just remember, that’s where all the knives are.
:) Remember this when you make your next "homemade dinner"
.bahaha I need to post this in my kitchen
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true true beyond true story!
Hahaha! So true!
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Sometimes e-cards tell my life story...
The story of my life! Ohhh night shift!
YES! That happened TODAY!!!
Ugh always funny-stuff
The story of my life.
Story of my life :(
My life story!
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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?'
I do this ALL THE TIME to Andrew! Lol.
so funny because it's true!
life lesson guys
Haha. So true!
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich. | Family Ecard
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Funny Family Ecard: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich.
Ever complain about not understanding men? Well, now you do
Good advice, I should write that down.
Men. Hungry or Horny. #funny #men
OMG!! So funny and true! Lol!
TRUTH...words of wisdom
words of wisdom
philosophical thought of the day.
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Why do you people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever say they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.
things to ponder...this took me way to long to figure out...
I will remember to say "chicken bird sandwich" next time.
I can't stop laughing at this one
It's an ecard, read it.
#funnystuff #lol #funny
made me laugh. Gross.
Good thing to ponder
So true happened to me today! Some people! Ugh...I used my sanitizer after the man who was scratching his b#!!$ decided he wanted to introduce himself!
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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.
Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life. | Thinking Of You Ecard
This is so true in my life right now I can't even see the humor in it. For reals.
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True story.hahahaahA! So true!
Ahahaha. True story.
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And my interpretive dance isn't all that great - I'm still injured. This is really the story of my life.
If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Don't knock interpretive dance. We have laughed ourselves silly interpretive dancing. It's especially funny when you're with a group of people and everyone's tired. :)
I mean I'm pretty goods at interpretive dance but... I'm better at sarcasm
And I don't have Lindsay's interpretive dance skills :-)
LOL - And my interpretive dance isn't all that great.
Although I am awfully fond of interpretive dance.
Sarcasm. #communication #humor
And Chick fil a!!!!
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Haha yes! Nothing like a nice leisurely Sunday full of crafting and digging in to some Chickfila! Oh wait..
Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'It's Sunday..... and... I really want to go to Hobby Lobby.'
Sunday always ends up being the day I feel like crafting... or eating Chick Fil A.
Story of my life! I always get great crafting ideas Saturday night.
Why do I always feel like crafting on the day it's closed...Noooo!
Happens every time I'm feeling like getting my craft on!
Seriously.. story of my life.. along with Chickfila!
i feel like this every weekend...
All the time! Story of my life.
Haha. I dont think being pretty is an excuse for stupidity, but i can think of a few ppl i would say this to.
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What sucks is I have to see her every single day... and I just want to say this to her face... but that wouldn't be very nice... ha ha...
You think you are but your not bless your heart! You was hit With the ugly and stupid stick that explains a lot lol
When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating. | Confession Ecard
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. | Confession Ecard
Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper. | Confession Ecard
Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid. OmGosh! I keep laughing at this one and you know why!!
Yet relentless when it comes to proving your stupidity.. I suppose you have to be consistent in SOMETHING... Lmao! ;P
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Again, every day of my life ;) hahaha
It's the TRUTH (SHRUGS)!!!
My life in a nutshell. :)
Ain't that the truth!!
The story of my life.
Story of my life...
describes my life.
Exactly my life.
What about a "put away" button?! That would be a dream come true!
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I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
Amen. I fold clothes all day at work. I've resorted to hanging everything up at home (even sweatpants and PJs... #lazy). My dresser is nearly empty.
I hate folding clothes! A button like this would make my life much easier!
k but seriously...hate folding clothes
that would be a dream come true!!
Lol! I hate folding laundry!
Wouldn't it be nice?!
So true! Lol!
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Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.
Hahaha #magicmike #channingtatum #malestrippers #chickflickwin
Totally. @Sandy Battaglia girls night!
My thoughts exactly!..Cant wait!!!!!
My thoughts exactly! @Lauryn Powell
hahah, isnt that the truth!
My thoughts exactly!! Haha
haha so true =)!!!
Hahah oh yesss:)
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power vested in me!! LOVE THIS!! ~D Get out of my life you FAKE ass ppl!! C YA Wouldnt wanna be YA!!! ~D
By the power vested in me I now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* You may now kiss my ass... 😂
ecards I don't know why but Lea comes to mind for this one!
I don't care who you are, that is funny stuff! :]
got online how real life fb is
Lmao! Some funny shit!
Blocked & Deleted
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False. Even when surrounded by intelligent men, women find some nonexistent purpose to "go crazy." We don't understand why so we're labeled "stupid," thereby perpetuating the viscous hormonal cycle of "craziness." Ladies, lying to yourself doesn't help anyone, you crazies! With respect of course to those few beautifully rare non-crazy women! Spread your knowledge!
The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Okay ladies, I'll say this once: stop blaming your behavior on men. "Men doing stupid things to make us go crazy" = women not knowing how to respond in an appropriate, mature manner to unwanted behavior. There are a limited number of situations that warrant really intense reactions, and the rest of the time you are just making poor choices and refusing to take responsibility. Grow up.
The only reason women are crazy...
Holy cow, that is funny stuff
Story of my life lol
Ahh, truth!! haha
Spread the word.
Guys are stupid
I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.
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True story! @Teri McPhillips DeLeeuw Stevenson @Robyn Hamlin
Drunk Texting RULES hahaha funny stuff
This makes me giggle cuz it's so true
And this, my friend, is truth!
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This makes me laugh
Aint that the truth
Oh, there is so much truth in this! Glad I found this eCard to make me feel so great about my Pinterest addiction!
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If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane. Spot on.
Where would we be without Pinterest? #funny #girls #pinterest
So funny....I HAD TO PIN IT but if one actually does this
Haha! Sometimes he says some funny stuff!
But seriously... Delete it and I kill you.
Totally! #funny #pinterest #humor #quotes
So funny! But seriously don't!
and all my funny ecards!