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when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

Oh my gosh laughing the whole time almost alll of them are exactly true for me I do nearly every single one of those!! Soooo glad to know that I'm not the only one for the hiding in the room part especially! Lol

so these arent just teen derp they are relate able post too lol except the last one awkward .i can relate to most of these. its funny yet embarassing.

for real!

Its funny last night I was looking out and I told myself that no one's face is going to appear then my brother went outside, he jumped in front of the window and screamed.scared me half to death. Never looking out the window ever again.

Fluffy socks = ninja

[Image: An inspiration poster style macro showing a pair of legs in jeans and a pair of feet in fuzzy pink socks above a wooden floor. The text reads: “Fluffy Socks: Comfort, Warmth, Sliding.

Lol. I would totally do this!

Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.

I did it! And im using my elbow to type this right now! This is so cool yet this took me like ten minutes to write right cause I'm using my elbow :b

did it on my laptop. (no longer typing w/ my elbow.that obviously failed XD, I meant to say: "did it on my laptop, typed it too. Now time to click pin w/ my elbow XD)

... cha_faile4

Omg so true I when I go to school my hair is bad then when I going to take a shower my hair looks so good and I am just like why?

so true

Happens ALL THE TIME. Especially the mirror, zombie, and shower ones. Not to mention all the other ones! And I thought I was the only one!

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well turns out 14 year olds are more stupid in my class than grade 3 kids. I'm going insane with this darn class

2003 Baby yes I'm 12 and just so you know not all 12 year olds are as dumb as people say we are. We may still not be teens but we're not kids people should respect others of all ages.