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Couldn't have said it any better.

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Me in August!

I love my mom though but this is SOOO true! - No one will spank Grandma. - Funny quote says: "Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.

So I am feeling a little pessimistic right now!

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

Stop.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

No body puts Baby in a corner.

Hilarious 😂 Dirty Dancing quote "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" 😁

I Have PMS and GPS.

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

I laughed out loud, and then made my husband look at this picture.  He simply chortled.  Does this mean I like beer more than him, or that I like to LAUGH about beer more than him.

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

I dont know about anyone else, but this girl had one to many hamburgers this weekend!!!!If you feel the same way, then contact me today! I have samples and bottles on hand of various different products to help you get out of those fat pants, FOREVER!!Order now at: www.ambermichael.lovemyace.com

It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are even tight -- diet motivation quote

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

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