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Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper. | Confession Ecard

Oh man! Too funny! Aren't you thinking of someone you'd love to say that to?

My opinions are like farts, So hard to hold em in. When one slips, everyones gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.

this is probably my favorite e-card I have ever seen bahaahhahahhahahahha