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There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

Funny Music Ecard: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr.

Funny Music Ecard: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur, Happy Kitty…

Ron Swanson’s Words of Wisdom Poster – Treat Yo Self to 30 of Parks & Recreation’s funniest Swanson’isms

Ron Swanson’s Words of Wisdom Poster, inspired by Parks and Rec (36” x 24”)

- x poster with vivid colors - 30 of Parks and Recreations’ best Swanson’isms. - Poster is printed on high quality paper stock with satin cover, glossy finish. - Exclusively available fro

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So let me get this straight. Women have fake hair, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake boobs, lips and get Botox. But they want a real man? Good luck with that. (my thoughts exactly!

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Eyebrows Are Life Breakup Card

Eyebrows Are Life Breakup Card

Boys reek, Eyebrows on fleek. Send this card to your hurtin friends. paper greeting card with graphic on the front that reads "You have amazing eyebrows, you don't even need him" and "Girl, Keep

Hahahahaha!! My family seriously says something every time I see them..."How are you still alive?!"

hahahahahahah my life. OMG this is funny Why is this so funny? This made me laugh haha seriously!

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