Funny Friendship Ecard: God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

:)

Funny Encouragement Ecard: According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Everyone keeps popping out kids and I'm all like 'My dog is awesome...'

Everyone keeps popping out kids and I'm all like 'My dog is awesome...'

Yep every baby I have to look at I show em my kids too. And I shoot picks when they poop just for these specific situations. Add another sonogram as a profile pic and I drop people like flies. I'm sick of these selfish, inconsiderate, insensitive bitches! If you don't know what's going on by now... post a dam baby pic and you will find out right quick! Done cut out my sis in law and 3 ex so called friends. Next?

Yep every baby I have to look at I show em my kids too. And I shoot picks when they poop just for these specific situations. Add another sonogram as a profile pic and I drop people like flies. I'm sick of these selfish, inconsiderate, insensitive bitches! If you don't know what's going on by now... post a dam baby pic and you will find out right quick! Done cut out my sis in law and 3 ex so called friends. Next?

Paws Aboard Dog Boat Ladder

Paws Aboard Dog Boat Ladder

Paws Aboard Dog Boat Ladder helps your dog safely get in and out of the dock or boat.

This is most definitely me at parties, except that I'm sober.   Which almost makes it worse, because it means I am fully cognizant of the fact that talking to dogs is   much easier than talking to all the cool people.

This is most definitely me at parties, except that I'm sober. Which almost makes it worse, because it means I am fully cognizant of the fact that talking to dogs is much easier than talking to all the cool people.

Umm I'm cuddling pet and their staring into my eyes right now

Umm I'm cuddling pet and their staring into my eyes right now

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

Or when a public restroom toilet won't flush. And someone is waiting for the stall after you. So you can't pretend like, "Whoever left that toilet full of pee and tp is just plain disgusting."

13 Awkward Situations That Will Give Anyone Anxiety

Or when a public restroom toilet won't flush. And someone is waiting for the stall after you. So you can't pretend like, "Whoever left that toilet full of pee and tp is just plain disgusting."

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