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"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Your ginormous man boobs have put me into a vegatative state of emergency.

Your ginormous man boobs have put me into a vegatative state of emergency.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY PERFORMING A ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/congratulations-on-successfully-performing-a/

CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY PERFORMING A ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/congratulations-on-successfully-performing-a/

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..-ahh damn! She's under a blanket!"

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..-ahh damn! She's under a blanket!"

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