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My energy level on any given day is equal to that of a sloth on Ambien.

I have no idea what you're talking about Remarkably Accurate E-Card ....

I have no idea what you're talking about Remarkably Accurate E-Card ....

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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

I just spent the last hour re-pinning... and what do I have to show for it? Numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs. Thank you Pintrest.

I just spent the last hour re-pinning... and what do I have to show for it? Numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs. Thank you Pintrest.

Hmmmm, makes you think, doesn't it? @Lauren Mitchell @Celeste Smith @Lisa Mitchell @Debbie Proscia @Cindy Remaklus @Gina Petruccelli @Diana Ball @Bob Mitchell

Hmmmm, makes you think, doesn't it? @Lauren Mitchell @Celeste Smith @Lisa Mitchell @Debbie Proscia @Cindy Remaklus @Gina Petruccelli @Diana Ball @Bob Mitchell

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

For #mom - The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

For #mom - The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

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