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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Things that make me laugh....LMAO

They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

@Pamela Culligan Culligan Darnell sarcastic ecards

Why don't you slip into a something a little more comfy, like a coma? Why is this so funny.

I've been imagining this a lot lately in my head, it helps to a certain extent, I mean there's only so much a person can take, hahaha. The punches just might need to happen! ;)

Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better. Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Sounds perfect! Throw in full benefits and $100k a year & I'll work over-time!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

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See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

To my husbands ridiculous excuse of a "family member", this is something I should have done to begin with (Oh hindsight!). However, in future you will get the clear message that you are unworthy of my time and efforts. Your snide judgemental attitude is something that is YOUR problem - not mine - this is an excellent reminder that you are STUPID!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: When i shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean that you've won. It simply means that your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time.

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions would never allow it.  ***FACT***

This is so ME! I have no poker face. I hate fake ass people anyways.

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