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    Remember all the sayings your mom had handy for all occasions? Those are called momisms. They were handy to remind children of proper behavior...

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      printable vintage kitchen signs | ... retro housewife poster hanging in your home this vintage image of - Just 4 Kidz Dentistry | #Southington | #CT |

    • Jan MacKay

      "If you say so Mom" ~ Funny things Mom said.....My Mother could have written a book of these!

    • Kayla

      printable vintage kitchen signs | ... retro housewife poster- Ha! Need this in my kitchen!

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      printable vintage kitchen signs | ... retro housewife poster ...for overworked moms

    • Margot Boeke

      printable vintage kitchen signs | ... I remember hearing this one many times!

    • Marilyn Hawkes

      hmmm i can relate! How many times Mother said this when I was a picky kid!

    • T Aaron

      "No problem Mom" ~ My Mother could have written a book of these!

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    I think we've all been there.

    I hate when I do this!

    haha :P

    TRUE LOVE... so true

    True story.

    MOM SLEEP: the act in which your eyes are closed but you hear everything the kids are getting into.


    my children will NOT act up in the store unless they want a personal escort that second to the car for said ass whooping

    ''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.

    Love of a mother #single mother

    I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. ♥

    thank you ~ you two!

    Isn't that the truth?!?!

    Hahaha!! Very very true!!

    Cannot stand that....!! Those people obviously don't have kids...!

    nuff said

    ha ha ha so true!!!!

    I often walk a fine line between 'super fun' mom and 'kinda- psychotic-maybe- we-should- call-the-authorities' mom.