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hahaha...guilty.

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

Funny Confession Ecard: I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

This is why people don't understand me at first...or just not like me at first!

I'm shy at first, but once i'm comfortable with you get read for some crazy shit.

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny, smart, and tits & ass? Well yeah, someone has to be perfect -k

I'm "That's my bedtime" years old

My exact words to my husband on a weekend movie night .

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Funny Confession Ecard: Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

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