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My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

I never run with scissors...

Gtfo

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

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You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

Wonder Woman by llyssamee

I wonder where my phone went. I wonder where my shoes went. I wonder where everything is!So me.

I may print this out and stick it on my front door.

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Once upon a time, I thought Facebook was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to Pinterest...

Once upon a time, I thought was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to

REMEMBER...I HAVE been married before! And YES...this is so so true! =)

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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