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Call the fire department! #Firemen #funny #humor
This would be the only good thing to come out of a house fire!
I think my house is on fire. Firefighters lol
Did I just pour gasoline all over my house and light a match? How clumsy. Eye eye eye candy !!!!
Did I just pour gasoline all over my house and light a match? How clumsy. Lmfao. I'll never forget when I was 8 months pregnant, single, and I locked my keys in my car at a gas station in the middle of the night. I called non-emergency, and a fire truck full of hot firemen pull up.. I'm all leaned against the car eating a candy bar. Embarrassing AND awesome...
Umm.... My house is an inferno of blazing hotness. I think I need the fire department.
Did I just pour gasoline all over my house and light a match? How clumsy of me.
Airmale. When he absolutely positively has to be there overnight.
I did it. Cuff me.
Kids are going to be so much more comfortable with silence when they grow up. Oh Dora.
Please. Please, oh please oh PLEASE dear Lord tell me these are not real!!!
I don't speak teen, apparently. That all looks like a different language to me
That is the truest thing I've ever read. www.pinterest.com...
221b-benedict-cumberbatch: high-functioning-introvert: candi-trap: My dash did a thing. a sign from God omg, this is awesome
Even though I have always been scared of spiders, Pinterest has definitely made it worse
very well photoshoped faces
2/24/14 6:54p Firefighters: Dirty Smutty Ready for Duty yourtango.com
I hate it when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches better be glad my abuse is only verbal and not physical. #ecards