There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Your Tummy hurts? Well then I'd better prescribe you some soap so you can wash your pussy.

Your Tummy hurts? Well then I'd better prescribe you some soap so you can wash your pussy.

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