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If he wants me to make him a sandwich, hes going to have to start looking a lot more like Ryan Gosling, or Channing Tatum.

If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot. Seriously because some people are such idiots.

Yeah. I try to be nice but the honest truth is I just don't like most people. I'm not interested in the same fleshy things you are. My mind is set on the spiritual and if you can't keep up you are quite boring and irrelevant to me. Sorry.

Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.