I don't give children and the elderly much leeway-the law of averages tells me that most of them will grow up to be stupid adults or grew up as stupid kids, so all the sympathy they might get for being immature or senile tends to go right out the window.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

Putting up with you is like eating a pudding woth a fork, it's not impossible... but it's a pain in the ass!

Putting up with you is like eating a pudding woth a fork, it's not impossible... but it's a pain in the ass!

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

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