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hahah I will sooo do this to my kids

Funny eCard - My Dad convinced me that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out - Well played Dad

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

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it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

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“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

Haha i workout because i love sweets and i like to workout too i guess.  Decisions, decisions. Have no-sugar added desserts!

No Sugar Added - Skinny Desserts

Hold tight to your memories

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

If only it were that simple!

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Funny Confession Ecard: Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free .and three sizes smaller?

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

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