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My Dad used to say this all the time- "Ofcourse it's from scratch! Scratch open the box!

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.


If they can send a man to the moon, I'm CERTAIN they can send a smart mouthed teenager.

wine how classy people get shit faced

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

maybe I'll try a grande valium, mocha, vodka instead....

Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and I STILL want to smack somebody! ~ Ever have one of THOSE days! LOL a little laughter is good for the soul :)

Love cheap!  @Jennifer Adams McGuire - could you make me like 20 of these????  LOL!

Recession Busters: Cleaning Your House on the Cheap!

make yourself at home clean my kitchen Photo: vintage quote funny. This Photo was uploaded by

Yes, thats right you must be.. I dont have to pick up the shoes and clothes you leave all over the house...

This Must Be Confusing Me With The Maid Tin Sign features a funny quote and vintage-style reproduction graphic. Metal sign perfect for wall decor.

Everyone should have sangria Saturdays

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

As I do more laundry...

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Couldn't put it more perfectly myself.

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

Yup that's me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to