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I'd prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited internet access, cupcakes, & coffee!

this is for anyone who has to answer phones

What People Think I Do / What I Really Do: Image Gallery - Page 7

Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow. So, there's that. I know this is mean but for the one person I mean it for, it's nice to know :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

Despite what this board shows I always act like an adult.

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult---- being an adult is quite difficult at times.

If you don't have anything nice to say...say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

It needs to be said cuz it needs to be heard, yo <--- I was going to write my own caption but I think this none says it perfectly!

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