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Yup! Sure would!!

[blue someecard featuring a little girl with presents. caption: People think I’m quiet because I’m shy, but it’s really because I’m thinking about gay sex all day.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

See, I would run, but its usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods. (Yup, that's my reasoning, too.

Seriously, although I understand some ppl have bad experiences from childhood that make them scared or leery, I'm just not sure about anybody that doesn't like dogs.  I mean REALLY?

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

I think they hang out with my hair ties and chapsticks. Or I find them hidden in my hair.

Don't forget time spent complaining about how much studying you have to do.

Totally me! So much studying, so little time. Well, actually there's plenty of time, I just prefer to waste it doing random shit.

Hunger Games Hoodie | Geek Hoodie with Team Gale design. Adult and Unisex Sweatshirt sizes available. (pictured: black hoodie)

Team Gale

This "Team Gale" hoodie is perfect for Hunger Games fans who would have liked a different romantic ending to the story. Team Gale for life.

That about sums it up...

Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open. i hate walmart!

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based SOLELY on INAPPROPRIATE conversations that no sane person should have. // I pin it despite the ortographical errors --- they make my eyes hurt --- because this is so true about us.

#workout #sweat #someecards

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isnt enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

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